Simulation Strategist Prints

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Hockey Season.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Tic-tac-toe

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

That kid's all business.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Tetris Rejects

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Existential Risk

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Happy National Mulligan Day

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."