Simulation Specialist Prints

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Milkshake Shortage

'Hello-goodbye.'

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Fridays For Future

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Wii Childbirth

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"In the future everyone will have a job for 15 minutes."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"