Simulator Enthusiast Pillows

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Dammit! Is this going to happen everytime I mention the new 'Walkies' Sim Game?"

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Model Building

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

Emily Ratajkowski

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Wow! What graphics!'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

A couple in bed wearing virtual reality headset.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

Volumetric

Consoles.

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

mars is flat.

Virtual Reality Check

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

When you die, where would you like me to spread you remote's ashes?

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.