Simulation Junkie Pillows

mars is flat.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

Bill Gates and his sons.

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Wii Childbirth

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'Third Life'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Train ride simulator.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Grand Theft Auto

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.

Flight simulator

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."