Simulator Aficionado Pillows

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

I.T. Fear

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'The stuka brought you.'

Model Building

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Write about robots."

"I'd like to make a return."

"There's the mailman!"

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Robot Attack in Bath

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"I'll never forgive him for going acoustic."

The Power of 3D Glasses.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

"When's the last time you scanned for viruses?"

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

"I'm afraid of computers."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Robots in a laboratory.

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'