Simulator Aficionado Gifts

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

I.T. Fear

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Model Building

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'The stuka brought you.'

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Write about robots."

"I'd like to make a return."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Robot Attack in Bath

"There's the mailman!"

Emily Ratajkowski

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"I'll never forgive him for going acoustic."

The Power of 3D Glasses.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Combined Harvester

"When's the last time you scanned for viruses?"

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

A cheese grader

"I'm afraid of computers."

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Robots in a laboratory.

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day