Driving Simulator Fanatic Gifts

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

"I need to tinkle."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Bob's Driving School.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Think Basics.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

Micheal Schumacher.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You call that teaching."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Don't shake.

I don't brake for tail gators.

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!