Simulation Junkie Gifts

mars is flat.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Wii Childbirth

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'Third Life'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Flight simulator

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."