Simulation Game Fan Gifts

I've been playing around with deep fake technology. I took photos of everyone who ever bullied me

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Knights of the bedside table.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

The polar olympics

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Game In A Can.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Guac-A-Mole"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Chess Halloween

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

Kday & Knight Chemist

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

'Wow! What graphics.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

Scranton the Ride

Super PAC man.

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

Virtual reality platform.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Football Pool"

Train ride simulator.

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."