Flight Simulation Fan Gifts

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Taking to the sky...

Migration Music

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Next stop: moon!

"Another flight of fancy."

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"Naw, it's a drone."

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

Nelly Copter

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Scranton the Ride