Flight Sim Fan Gifts

"Mayday, Mayday...we've lost control!" (Boy playing with personal pc behind pilot).

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cow Blue Arrows

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Migration Music

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Taking to the sky...

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I believe you were first.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Airbus

The Race

"Another flight of fancy."

"Naw, it's a drone."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Next stop: moon!

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!