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"Mayday, Mayday...we've lost control!" (Boy playing with personal pc behind pilot).

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

Birds on the wing

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Taking to the sky...

Migration Music

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I believe you were first.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Next stop: moon!

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Another flight of fancy."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane