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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

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