Healthcare Professional Fan T-Shirts

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Paramedics.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Long before Louis Pasteur's epic work, pioneer researcher Boris Zamochovich...

Scalpel.

sleeping teeth

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

"Here's his medical directive."

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.