Healthcare Professional Fan Mugs

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Paramedics.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Wait a minute

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Long before Louis Pasteur's epic work, pioneer researcher Boris Zamochovich...

Scalpel.

"Here's his medical directive."

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

sleeping teeth

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.