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"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

Birds on the wing

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The Reaper's Arms

Mad cleaning robot.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A small man under a giant microscope.