Scale Modeling Fan T-Shirts

"Are you sure you used the correct scale?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Alberto Giacometti.

Age-salary ratio

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Frederick Robinson

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Takes years of me..."