Aviation Fan Gifts

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

'Fore'

A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.

Bomb-sniffing dog fails tests

'Just think of the military applications.'

J.R.D Tata

'What zip code are we in now?'

'You and your no frills airlines!'

See? I told you! I told you! I've been saying it for 500 years! This is gonna feel great, fellas!

"Naw, it's a drone."

"Being a messenger pigeon is not all it's cracked up to be. I get paid in frequent flyer miles."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

Migration Music

"Just when you think working for an airline couldn't get any worse."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Next stop: moon!

'I'll be a little late - I got caught in a down draft.'

'That was one thick cloud.'

Pilot Whales - a pair of pilot whales dressed in pilot clothing.

"Hi, scheduling? I've only got 60 seconds, so I'll make this quick..."

"Apparently someone here has been thinking about other things."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'The flight is delayed a bit due to increased security measures.'

"Damn it, just go around me."

"I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator, you're going to learn to fly on your own."

"Another flight of fancy."

"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."