Vintage Aviation Fan Gifts

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Migration Music

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Looks like you've got some competition."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Next stop: moon!

"Another flight of fancy."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

Charles de Gaulle