Vintage Aviation Fan T-Shirts

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Migration Music

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Our limo's here.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Next stop: moon!

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Another flight of fancy."

"Naw, it's a drone."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"