Vintage Military Fan Gifts

Charles de Gaulle

The Way We Had In The Army

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

'Our limo's here.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"It's been taken care of."

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.