Vintage Aircraft Fan Gifts

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Migration Music

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Next stop: moon!

"Another flight of fancy."

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Charles de Gaulle