Vintage Aircraft Fan Gifts

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Migration Music

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Dauber Micawber'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Next stop: moon!

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Another flight of fancy."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Charles de Gaulle

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle