Vintage Travel Fan Gifts

'Look out - speed camera!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Christmas TV...

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Night Life: L.A.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

On holiday...

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Our limo's here.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'