Interactive Gaming Fan Gifts

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Knights of the bedside table.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Game In A Can.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"How was the play!"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Chess Halloween

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

Kday & Knight Chemist

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"I'm a bird dog."

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"Football Pool"

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

Armstrong, have you seen my phone? Indeed I have, minion. I've trained the caf

'Sorry, I'm kind of nostalgic. This is a printout of my first online flame war.'