Interactive Dining Fan Gifts

Catching your own fish in a restaurant.

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Nouveau wine

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"