Simulation Games Gifts

Flight simulator.

mars is flat.

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

2020 Simulator

Wii Childbirth

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.

Grand Theft Auto

"Dammit! Is this going to happen everytime I mention the new 'Walkies' Sim Game?"

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Eldrow

Computer Expert

Second lifeReal life.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Internet Cafe.

The Royal Wii

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Walking To School Simulator

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'