Simulation Games Pillows

Flight simulator.

mars is flat.

2020 Simulator

Wii Childbirth

"Dammit! Is this going to happen everytime I mention the new 'Walkies' Sim Game?"

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Computer Expert

Second lifeReal life.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

The Royal Wii

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Internet Cafe.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Walking To School Simulator

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."