Simulation Gifts

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Scranton the Ride

Virtual Reality Seminar. Information. What's "Virtual Reality"? What would you like it to be?

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

mars is flat.

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Wii Childbirth

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

Train ride simulator.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.

Grand Theft Auto

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r