Simulation Gifts

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Scranton the Ride

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

mars is flat.

Wii Childbirth

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

Flight simulator

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

Flight simulation eject add on.