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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."