School Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"That's against the rules...."

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Prefect.

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

Back to School

"Today we're going to learn to deal with rejection."