Classroom Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Global Education

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

Beginning of the school year

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

School boy

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"That's against the rules...."

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

"You can't bully me."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"Who'd like to go first?"

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."