School System Enthusiast Gifts

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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Grading Guidelines.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'