School Zone Enthusiast Gifts

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'