School Setting Enthusiast Gifts

"Today we're going to learn to deal with rejection."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

Start of the school year

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'