School Scene Appreciator Gifts

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'Ready for your performance review?'

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."