School Life Appreciator Gifts

"He's such a brown-noser. He gave the teacher an apple and a carrot."

'My Grandmother made them. The specks are liver spots.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'