School Vibes Appreciator Gifts

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"He's So Your Type."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Start of the school year

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Back to School.