School Vibes Gifts

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Nervous Student

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Boys at Leisure

Start of the school year

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'