School Vibes Mugs

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Back to school.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Nervous Student

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Obama in schools.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Start of the school year

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

Boys at Leisure

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"