Retro Classroom Vibes Gifts

"Robert Morrison, please remain after class."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The height of fashion in 1796

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

George Michael

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Robert Drake

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Islington Angels.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Global Education

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Kid's today!"

Beginning of the school year

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Elvis fans

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

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