Classroom Nostalgia Appreciator Gifts

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Global Education

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Beginning of the school year

"What are you writing?"

Boys at Leisure

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

School boy

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'