Classroom Nostalgist Gifts

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"What are you writing?"

Boys at Leisure

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."