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'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."