Educational Nostalgist T-Shirts

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Rapunzel as a child.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Prom 2020

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'

There's always one.