Educational Nostalgist Gifts

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Rapunzel as a child.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'

There's always one.

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'