Kindergarten Nostalgist Gifts

"Hi, dear...I'm being sued by a student who claims my teaching was inadequate in his kindergarten class 20 years ago. How was your day?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Rapunzel as a child.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'