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"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Global Education

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Beginning of the school year

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

School boy

Boys at Leisure

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'