Retro Vibe Enthusiast Gifts

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."