School Vibes Appreciator Pillows

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"He's So Your Type."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Start of the school year

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Back to School.