School Setting Aficionado Gifts

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Start of the school year

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?